In Caddyshack, Bill Murray’s character Carl Spackler recalls carrying the Dalai Lama’s clubs during a round of golf in Tibet: “So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.” Total consciousness. Some call it an “